Yeah. What’s up?
Steve, what information do you collect?
I collect information from you if you leave a comment, use a share or like button, or register for email updates. You may be asked for your name, email address, or Twitter handle. You are welcome to stay anonymous.
What are you using this information for?
I’ll use it to communicate with you through periodic emails or Twitter updates if you’ve requested them. I also do some statistical analysis of site traffic. Otherwise, I won’t use it.
How do you protect this information?
It’s written on lavender-scented stationery, sealed in a linen envelope, and carried next to my heart always.
Well, not really, but it is sent using SSL encryption and stored securely by my ISP. They seem to know what they’re doing.
Do you share any information with outside parties?
What’s your policy on third-party links?
Any other sites you visit from my site are governed by their own privacy policies. I only link to very nice sites, but still, I can’t be responsible for any content or practices on other sites.
So I have to agree to these terms?
Yup. Come to my house, follow my rules. I promise I’ll do the same on your website.
Do you ever change this policy?
Probably not. But if I do, I’ll post the changes here.
This policy was last modified on 8/29/2015 in a fit of madness.
It’s the first time I ever wrote one. How’d I do? You can contact me here and tell me what you think.